Wednesday, 15 October 2008
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Planet of Ice
By Minus the Bear
see relatedObama/McCain Fact Sheet
Based on some of my own research, I've discovered some important facts that will help us all make a wise decision on November 4.
Obama
Obama has a youthful smile.
Obama not only associated with terrorists, but he founded a little gang in the Mid East known as Al Qaeda.
Obama hoses his driveway off with ethanol-free gasoline and the souls of kittens.
Obama makes copies of copyrighted material.
Obama voted, not once, but twice to convert Walt Disney's frozen cadaver into a Robocop.
McCain
McCain is actually black and refuses to acknowledge it.
McCain has never actually answered a question.
McCain is a cyborg, which explains his stiff arm movements.
McCain wants to outlaw mp3s and 4s and force Americans and Canadians to only use mp5s.
McCain has never made eye contact with a human.
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Comments (2)
I think that your fact sheet has been infinitely helpful in making my voting choice. If only I knew which one listens to Kenny G - that would cinch it....
McCain being a cyborg explains why he doesn't like people touching his arms. A definite fear of a discovery of his metal apparati.Â